live blogging the giants redskins

portis for 3. go D. 3rd down. and 5. roll out, i bet. nope, 2 yard pass and nothing more. punt. yes, please keep smashing your own chest, rock cartwright. you did your job, nothing more, nothing less. hot blonde and asshole dane cook. no one rushes to see that. they've stopped calling him "funnyman" dane cook cause the webster's people sued and won. america's got talent. i don't know, the fat guy singing opera with the backwards hat or the guy spinning with the flaming baton??? 3rd and 1, giants. come on, convert. 16-7, don't like. can be 16-14 like that. oh did steve smith make a great adjustment on the ground to make that catch???!!! beautiful. i love derek ward. he does a bit of everything. burn after reading looks very cool. and brad pitt should never be a star. he is a great character actor - snatch, 12 monkeys, just terrific. when he's a star, eh. mixing madden's post-game snack in a giant cauldron. al michaels mentioning the east village. wow!!! maybe he was at the gem spa with andy and the factory gang. al michaels, too cool. madden just said what i said earlier, 2nd and 2 you can do anything. said play action. that's what i love. play action and go deep. plax, nice. the ball just goes in and sticks. madison hedgecock, first down out of the backfield. another weapon is unleashed. plax looks like a 50s jazz saxophonist. just too fucking cool. with a jazz name too - plaxico burress, the king of the soprano sax. his grammy winning album - plaxico, saxico! i'd buy that.